Wednesday, September 09, 2009


To my lover of palindromes on his most awesomest birthday ever!
Don't nod
Dogma: I am God
Never odd or even
Too bad – I hid a boot
Rats live on no evil star
No trace; not one carton
Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?
Murder for a jar of red rum
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog!
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!
A Toyota! Race fast... safe car: a Toyota
Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts
Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
Doc Note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod
No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention
Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus
Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak
Some men interpret nine memos
Campus Motto: Bottoms up, Mac
Go deliver a dare, vile dog!
Madam, in Eden I'm Adam
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
Ah, Satan sees Natasha
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Do geese see God?
God saw I was dog
Dennis sinned

Happy Birthday and We Love You!
(and happy birthday Carl too!)


Brittany said...

Many Happy Birthday wishes being sent from Ohio...sorry we're late on the gift!

Lauren in GA said...

Wow, on 09-09-09!!!!!!!!!!

Happy, happy, happy, happy BIRTHDAY!!!

Sorry about your headcold, Jaime. You sounded very sultry on the phone, though.

Beth Freestone said...

Very cool Jaime! Is that a song or just a list of all the pallidromes you know? I keep trying to tell my kids how cool the date is today. I'm not sure if they get it. Happy birthday to Jack! How old is he? It would be cool if it somehow had a 9...

Lauren in GA said...

Uh...I guess that I could have figured out whose birthday it is because it CLEARLY says, "On his birthday"...

Bob and Joan said...

Jaime, Thank you for this awesome blog to honor Jack on his birthday. Your pallidromes are great. Perhaps you didn't know that Jack's Grandma Sally was a lover of pallidromes and all things linguistic, so this is probably genetic. Also Jack's Dad's name is the world's shortest pallidrome. Also don't forget what Napolean said after he was imprisoned on the Island of Elba, "ABLE WAS I ERE I SAW ELBA"

Love, Dad (also a pallidrome)

Alyssa said...

Wow. I like how even the shape of the list is like a palindrome-- cool. Happy birthday to Jack- I am so glad we get to have you guys in our lives again!

Jaime said...

leave it to jack to point out that technically the date wasn't a palindrome, but I say pshhaw!